moved!

ive moved to a new @! i think i’ve followed back all mutuals, but if u’d like the new one feel free to poke me!~

ive moved to a new @! i think i’ve followed back all mutuals, but if u’d like the new one feel free to poke me!~

I think that the whole point is to be basically decent to each other and to eat good food

Art, family, doing gay shit with ur friends, agreeable work, and soup. That's it.

also sleepytime

And sleepytime

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

old women are really like my obsession though they can just say whatever and you just have to accept it today my old lady coworker looked at me and said “i can imagine you eating a croissant on your back like a little sea otter” and then walked away like girl!!!

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

They used to let us show tits

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

your honor i was just being a little silly

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

this post just changed my whole life

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