Nothing Special

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

my jong #myjong

Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

small price to pay for my personal convenience

meanwhile, studies suggest that increased public transit can cut traffic fatalities in half, so even if we only consider the ten interstate highways with the highest fatality rates (2,260 deaths in 2020), beesmygod would be saving on net approximately 1,100 lives per year, though that could go much higher depending on the extent of the rail network thank you beesmygod, your personal convenience has made you a national hero

Wanna acquire this specific project?

Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups! (Origin unknown)

Please have this carrot photo emotionally guilt you into shipping me these toy carrots from your country. Please. Give me the carrots. Let this cat child have her beloved toys. Please. Let my journey to find these toys and a willing shipper and suffering end. Don’t make me start emailing the South African, Australian or UK shops. Pleas—

New carrots have ARRIVED and we are EXCITED