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the only challenges that require multiple people are at the beginning and end - at the beginning to allow the players to bounce around there for a bit before they realize they need to go down, and also at the end to ensure that a runaway player has to wait for another to catch up

count the rice itself, of course, can only be played with one player, so that players never actually have to count rice (if you had to wait for a second player at the end, then whoever got closest would win) (this is ofc not accounting for hannah pilkes)

the middle rooms are great too, because they are easy to intentionally fail, and hard to win. the spot the difference rooms are especially good, because you think you understand what it is (spot the difference between the two halves of the room), and this is seemingly confirmed when you successfully loose, but once you come back to try to win, you realize you did not actually fully understand the game. the placement of these is important, too - only players who were intentionally trying to lose got to those rooms. any higher in the sequence, and they might have had a player trying to win reach the rooms first, and then they'd realize the twist

and also the decision to split the rooms up? 2 and 3 in a separate space from 4-8, so players would assume there are only 3 until someone loses enough, subtly hiding the majority of the game from them

The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy

The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy

The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy

few designer purses is

not your enemy

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

changed lyrics in you tied up my heart (and all the songs). i do think the lyrics were the weakest part of the original (and most hatchetfield shows tbh).

bill hugging alice in not your seed. hoooooly shit. the woodwards are my everything

in inevitable, during the show stopping number segment, everyone just gesturing to emma, the spotlight hitting her and her seeing the audience... LITERAL CHILLS

paul doing the grace chasity twirl at the beginning of inevitable

watching pete get infected...

ruth, max, frank pricely, and barry swift being in la dee da da day

also the bit after la dee da da day where they exit saying random actor things was HILARIOUS

new trash tattoo bit

the bit before show stoppin number where ted and emma try to get hidgens to not play the piano

all the new choreography, especially let it out, show me your hands, la dee da da day, and tied up my heart. James Tolbert absolutely cooked with this one. should I do a choreo analysis as a novice choreographer? maybe i should

THE GIRLS HANDING BILL THE GUN AT THE END OF NOT YOUR SEED. CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS

jeff blim's wig as sam

BILL FULLY BITCH-SLAPPING TED WAS HILARIOUS

the hidgens portrait

mr davidson choking paul with the phone cord