🔞 museum of my heart! 🔞

people don't get kidnapping fantasies about tenna right either they're all too smuckling smumbler about it. he would lock you in one of his big plastic balls and you'd wake up on an eerily quiet set of like. a wedding venue or something. and in the distance you'd hear him muttering to himself occasionally accompanied by the little sound effects that play when he talks in word art but the sound effects seem to come from an invisible speaker super close to you so every time they happen you jump. i think he'd be really into forcing someone to "play house" with him and (i am dragged off the stage by a cane)

one time at a college party toriel tossed rudy into the pool as a prank then panicked thinking he was drowning and jumped in to drag him out. she then attempted mouth-to-mouth until he shoved her off cause 1) i was in there for like 3 seconds sweetheart chill 2) TONGUE?????? so they just sat there very drunk and very wet for a moment. and then they made out anyway

All fanart of Spamton and Tenna is like when anime artists illustrate a beautiful and coy yet voluptuous lady and then there's just like some kind of terrible hideous pervert creature hanging out in the corner