worst thing about liking an m/f ship is other people always bring gender roles into it and it's like okay atp you're shipping the platonic ideal of A Girl and A Boy. that is not how they are. get your gender roles out of my awesome bisexual ship.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

I should be able to turn into a fucked up monster whenever I want. As a treat.

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.