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*clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink* “brrr……sure is wet and windy out….” *adjusts my waterproof cloak made of terracotta roof tiles tighter and keeps walking* *clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink*

the most brutal exchange between the british and italians since WW2

fuck yea white on white crime

I love this guy's energy.

Never insult an Italian like that. We will come for you! XD

The delivery of the "if my grandma had wheels..." lines is EVERYTHING.

@hannibalapologist

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

heyyy…..just saw you tweeted “i hate heresies and the 1525 german peasants war” and i just wanted to let you know i agree. although i myself am a lutheran (i know ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw i didnt notice how fat your boobs are until now but theyre awesome

sorry but we are no longer accepting applications to join our toxic polycule. please wait 9-10 business weeks until one of us has been voted out through trial of competitive strip jenga matches

My therapist use to have me play Jenga

i really hope your therapist did absolutely nothing else mentioned on this post

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal