binging with baby

today we’re making play-doh spaghetti

thank uou to our sponsor huggies diaper

stop trying to find yourself and start creating yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!

accusing real life people of gaybaiting you is so funny to me.. how is it someone else's fault that YOU have a bad gaydar

"they profited off ambiguity" they literally just painted their nails and you diagnosed them with with fruit.

today my best friend said “i’m so in love with you i feel like a little container of strawberries”

howl and sophie are two women in love and two men in love as well and a man and woman in love and a woman and man in love and not in love at all and very good friends and exes and one person and every person and transgender and tragic lovers and resentful rivals

okay so like... maybe one company can do rainbow capitalism

i think we should allow rainbow capitalism ONLY for companies that vocally support lgbtq ppl year round so tushy’s pride promotions are perfectly fine with me

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

WIT HIS DICK OUT

I think we should all start using the term "poopy stupid"