there are always further passages

sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be gravely injured

warframe veterans will be like yeah back in the day we needed to pay taxes on an hourly basis or else ordis would beat the shit out of us and we would have to leave early to get to the tax station because otherwise our stamina would run out and all of our keys would fall out of our pockets. and then we stubbed our toes and had to pay cash money to get a bandaid because we overextended the daily limit on bandaids. and then we went back home to our tiny cramped cardboard box and stared at the wall. and they look at you like this isn't an insane thing to hear

being a new warframe player is a crazy experience because you will realize you need a frumple gun to do better damage but you can only get it after farming a specific bleeblorp from Mars, and it can only be unlocked on the 3rd new moon of the year. But in order to get the purgle to process the bleeblorp u must first gain enough street cred with the local Crimbus syndicate. You will need to do 5 million missions for them to be able to rank yourself up enough to buy the purgle. Congrats you’ve ranked up enough to buy the purgle. Except you’ve only bought the blue print. You now need to farm even more components. You do all this and the frumple gun is mastery locked.

Hey. Hey, kid, c'mere. Yeah, you. C'mere, kid. You wanna make ten dollas? Alright, I need you to run ovah a couple blocks to the deli down there and tell Tony Lazzano behind the countah that the ancient sigil has been breached and the forces of darkness walk the land once more and that the promised champions have forsaken us. Yeah, ten dollas. Look, kid, you gotta hurry the fuck up, the cops is gonna be here any second

“why’s he whimpering like that” do you ask why the sun shines? why birds sing? why you can simply pick a grape off of a vine and eat it?

talking to americans is so funny they're like "yeah I'm going to Pittsburgh" and I'm like wow Pittsburgh like from Fallout 3. wow the west coast like from GTA5. wow Chicago from Chicago. don't get me started on New York. how does it feel to live in the places all the media is about

was Spider-Man there

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live