I freed the flying monkeys...

Dating is scary because what if they like the ending of How I Met Your Mother and consider the last two “episodes” canon

While 83% of the reason barney and robin got married was because they love eachother and are soulmates. The rest of the reason was so they'd both have someone to high five when they said something cool

that asshole could say, 'i love you' all he wants, but he could never be Barney Stinson saying; "I love everything about her. and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt. but this women has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. and there has been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming, and humbling and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her anymore than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. more than she knows”

the problem with the catfight scene isn't that it's too much of a joke. because honestly the book version is 100x funnier. glinda and elphaba reunite after like two decades and elphaba's first words are "wow glinda you look terrible wtf are you wearing" and glinda gets so turned on her brain goes out the window and she starts being racist in like three different ways. then glinda tells elphaba about how she's given an important family heirloom to a random ass kid from the sticks but makes sure she draws attention to her pushed up bosom as she does it. and elphaba doesn't even care cuz she's pissed about the shoes and glinda's like "well those shoes won't make your father love you" and her dumb gay ass starts crying about how elphie abandoned her. the musical has nothing on that

"We need more complex women in fiction!" And you couldn't handle Glinda Upland.