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And I raise you: Pirate King Elizabeth being the most feared legend in all the seven seas. Imagine sailors with hopes of gaining immortality by stabbing the heart being warned of a fearsome guardian of the chest. Weary pirates timidly approach the shoals, as very few have lived to tell the tale of the encounter with the guardian, and are met with a *gasp* a woman. She states her name is Elizabeth. Claims she is The Pirate King. Guardian of the Chest that holds the heart of the Flying Dutchman’s Captain. The sailors chuckle, imagining this will be easier than they thought. AND THEN SHE STRIKES. Elizabeth kills them effortlessly. She’ll kill all who approach unless she’s in a forgivable mood. She’ll occasionally allow one to escape with what is left of their life to warn all who dare to try to stab the heart of their fate. Before her victims have completely left this plane, she puts them in a small rowboat and pushes them out into the water so they’ll die at sea, as all pirates should, but not before she instructs the dying men to pass a message along to the Captain of the Flying Dutchman, who they’ll soon meet. After they’ve fulfilled their duty, the boats return to her, as if guided by a power beyond hers. Elizabeth knows how. The boats remain empty, waiting for their next victims. Waiting for those foolish enough to approach the King of Pirates, expecting to make it out with their lives.

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