tired trans boy

[Image: Five electrical outlet enhancers accompanied by two remotes; each of the remotes has ten buttons: Two for each outlet (one on, one off).]

Cannot express enough my love for these. My entire apartment is on five circuits, controlled by two duplicate remotes. I can turn off the living room lights from my bed, if I forget, without getting up. And no apps needing so nothing to hack or spy on you.

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[ID: Two comics of simple cartoon characters. The first one shows a person crushed by a large boulder from the waist down, clearly bleeding, and a second person talking to them (they are wearing a shirt that says "Rock rescue"). The crushed person asks: "Can you please help me? I'm trapped under this boulder and it really hurts!" The shirt person replies with: "You should try cognitive behavioral therapy! Anxiety can make the pain worse which causes a feedback loop." The crushed person then asks: "Can we please get the boulder off first?" only to be met with "No." The second comic depicts the formerly crushed person now using crutches and with their lower half covered in bandages, and a different person with a clipboard talking to them. The clipboard person says: "I'm going to need you to get under this boulder!" and the crushed person replies with: "Why would I do that?" They are met with: "It's the only way to get better! You need to build up your tolerance to being under boulders! How can you live a happy life if you can't even endure being under a boulder?" The crushed person points out: "You don't have a boulder.", only to be ignored and told: "You don't want to get better. You won't get better if you don't cooperate." End: ID]

...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

Oh, is that what's happening when it takes slightly forever for a youtube to actually start? It's ublock origin fistfighting Google over unskippable ads? I feel slightly better about it. I just thought my computer was being slow.

For those who celebrate

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.