Lils

Mike wheeler is my spirit animal.

☆ likes: Art, Anne with an E, Stranger Things, Cats, Young Royals, Music, Wolfstar, Byler, I am not okay with this, IT (1+2),and a lot more (more will be added)!

☆ DNI if you’re: Transphobic, Homophobic, Xenophobic, Anti-(insert religion(s)), Ableist, and anything else that makes you a generally shitty person; I do not need that negativity in my life.

☆ music: ABBA, David Bowie, Queen, The Smiths, Ed Sheeran, 5SOS, Lewis Capaldi, quite literally any singer from the 70/80s, an avid rock lover, as well as indie, any music — I love it <3

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Fic rec lists:

Wolfstar:

Byler: (coming soon!)

Reddie are finally going on a date, their getting all close and maybe about to kiss or smth else mushy like that when POP! pennywise comes outta no where to date crash and steal their fries

You give me crack I give you crack- crack for crack if you will

This was certainly… something! BUT LETS SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THIS!!!!

True to their nature, and much like any other queer ships that take the piss getting together, these guys are ADULTS when they finally get together. If we ignore the certain Myra Kaspbrak and Richie’s tour (and the fact that they’re literally defeating a murderous clown!), they finally, after a late night talk that was influenced by a smidge of alcohol, decided to go on a date! Yep, an actual date.

For old times’ sake, and Richie’s totally cringe and embarrassing self who definitely still has a love for the diner that lives nestled in the depths of Derry, end up in there. While Richie orders, Eddie can’t help but stare at the ceiling with a wandering eye because it looks like it’s going to cave in any moment but who cares… Eddie does. But for now, he’ll look away and pretend it doesn’t exist.

After ordering, Richie sits across from Eddie with that shit-eating grin that he’s had since a child. He can’t bite back the smile that brightens up his face as they retell stories from their adulthood that they missed out on. Certain stories about Richie in college makes him wish that they remembered each other them because gosh.. he’d have loved to seen him climb on top of a statue and declare that he was king of the world, and later getting arrested for his erratic behaviours.

When the food arrives, and after the bittersweet trip down memory lane, the pair each tuck into their respective burgers, and leave the fries in the middle for leisurely use. They chatter some more, laugh until they’re gasping for breath and until the waiter tells them to quieten down, do they finally stifle their laughter into not-so-quiet sniggers.

Then, the telltale sound of the bell ringing above the door sounds out through the diner, slightly obstructed by the sound of ‘on melancholy hill’ playing in the background, a notch above the general standard for quietness. They pay no attention to it, after-all it will just be someone trying to grab a quick lunch. They lean over the table more, the energy charging between their bodies. You’d think they were about to kiss, until.. someone comes in that is awfully familiar. Richie blanches at the sight of it, his leg shooting out to tap Eddie’s, getting his attention to nod over to the clown.

Pennywise just strides in, laughs menacingly as he recites his ever so boring, ‘I know your secret..’ monologue, before stealing the fries that Richie paid for! He paid $6 for those for them to be stolen?!

“Hey!” Richie calls out before pennywise swiftly exits the diner, dancing in front of the window with the fries in his hand. Richie attracts the attention of the waitress who delivered their lunch merely 30 minutes ago, her eyebrows raised and hip cocked with confusion.

“Are you alright, sir?” She asks cautiously, wondering if something is wrong. After all, the man (Richie), from her perspective, is talking to nothing. Just a window. Plain old glass. But from Richie’s point of view, he’s face to face, protected by a glass shield, with the clown that terrorised his childhood.

Eddie boots Richie’s leg, snapping him out of his slight anger-fuelled rage, turning his head to smile at the waitress. “He’s fine. He’s just… he saw someone,” he stutters over his words, trying to think of a plausible explanation for his sudden change in attitude. Richie mutters a sorry, still staring at the glass, perplexed when he’s met with nothing.

Give me insufferably I'm love wolfstar. Like they're always all over each other and being all gooey that all of their friends are ready to just start throwing stuff at them (marlene totally does)

WOLFSTAR YOU SAY?? Buckle up because things are about to get very homo <3

Circa 1978, these idiots, after prancing around one another in an extremely exaggerated and often times nonsensical courtship dance, have got their shit together. The rest of the marauders practically jumped with utter joy when they found out that their own Remus Lupin and Sirius Black were cuddling with a romantic intent (not like it always hadn’t been, but at least they were aware of it now).

But what the marauders and co didn’t realise is now they they’re official, is that they’re going to be even more insufferable. The flirtatious behaviours had been cranked up to 100, their touchiness was like nothing they’d witnessed before, AND their closeness was just… disgusting, in an affectionate way.

On one particular evening, in the common room, as per usual they were cuddled up on their sofa. Yes, theirs, they owned that sofa (not literally, more in a metaphorical sense, but you wouldn’t want to go near it unless you wanted to be scarred). The others are trying to peacefully play random muggle games, courtesy of Marlene, or figure out what on earth you had to do for the astronomy homework but… it’s a bit hard to focus when you have Remus and Sirius giggling behind you.

Quiet whispers and the quiet sound of kisses (ew.) resounded through the room’s gentle atmosphere tickled Marlene in a way she never thought she’d be tickled. Whether it was because she was painfully single and pining after no-other than Ms Macdonald, or she had suddenly turned homophobic, she doesn’t know! But if she hears them whisper ONE MORE ‘I love you’ a pillow is getting sent in their direction.

And lo and behold, not even ten minutes later, did she hear another utterance of disgustingly in-love behaviour (she’s trying to bury away the feeling of her heart smiling at their reactions..shhh…). So, like the pledge she made to herself earlier, she grabs the nearest pillow in reaching distance — which, unfortunately for her, she had to actually move to get it — and absolutely lobs it in their direction. It hit Sirius in the head, earning a startled gasp from the man, and a chuckle from Remus.

After some more pillow throwing, whacks on their legs, and some kind berating, the pair actually move to different sides of the sofa, as per Marlene and James’ request. This solution was only made after they surrendered their lovesick game and stopped being so touchy-feely, and obliged to their wishes under the conditions that once they left the common room, or if they moved elsewhere, they could snog, bite and do whatever they were doing.