Just an idiot lmao

Please stay

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Don’t care. Ryland Grace counts as a sexyman because they made him pathetic. They made him scream and cry at the slightest inconvenience. They made him sopping wet. Every other Ryan Gosling character wouldn’t count because he’s too conventionally attractive but Grace has the aroace swag that is absolutely VITAL to being a sexyman. I literally don’t give a shit you can kill me. You can kill me for this.

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

happy pride! if you tell cis passing masculine trans men that they "look like theyd hatecrime you" you owe every cis passing masculine trans man $200

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this work if you're asexual and would like your other asexual friend to date you without any sex? Or is it a sex only thing? Asking for a friend

transmasc erasure is so stupid because it happens so often but every time you go to point it out it's just like "what, so you hate this individual person for talking about trans women??"

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

And now we know who invented boomer texting.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

"no one gives a fuck whether a man is ugly" right, that's why "looksmaxxing" is a thing...

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.

unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.

#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it

Not only will people do this, I've seen my own Nana (who needs reading glasses) say this to explain why she's not wearing her reading glasses. Which then means at Christmas we have to wait a solid 10 minutes on each present or card while she attempts to decipher the handwriting without her glasses