Time to go.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

only just recently relaized the "creepy or wet" op didn't didn't want their gym 2 be either. kind of just assumed they were unhappy with it being wet because they wanted it creepy

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up