Fangirl stuffs

This was so hard both are so good

"even a traitor may mend" baby you were TEN and heavily manipulated which does not a traitor make! you and lucy did the exact same thing: trusting that the first person you met who was kind to you could be trusted. yours just happened to lie.

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

Everybody in the notes of this post talking about how they still laptop in bed and it overheats and burns their legs... get a lapdesk, change your life

Or, you know, wear longer pants. I've never burned my legs with a laptop because I never wear shorts

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

I was trying to figure out how they made coke jello

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

i'm not aro but i find it so annoying whenever i see a well-written, tight-knit friendship & people immediately jump to "they're dating/poly/qpr" like NO. they are FRIENDS. are we familiar with that concept? and it's getting to the point where i am genuinely afraid to write complex friendships because i don't want people to be like "oh this relationship is Too Meaningful to just be platonic" like no??? it's meaningful because it's platonic. ugh

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

FUCK. YES. this is what im fucking TALKING about