how does this work

"Doomed yaoi" this "doomed yuri" that what about doomed found family. What about finding comfort in these new people after going through so much on your own—a community, a solace, a home to come back to. Caring for them with all you've got, only to realize that it wasn't going to work, ever, no matter what you tried. Only to have it ripped apart, no matter how much you tried to hold them close. Found family that becomes lost family. Found family that takes your heart with it when they go.

Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

Elaborate?

Oh yeah she gets pleasure response from you solving tests. It's like, a control mechanism. When Wheatley takes over it overwhelms him and he tries to cheat the system cause he's bad at designing tests. GLaDOS is more resistant. So basically every time you complete a test you're edging her.

No wonder she was so in love with Chell. If a hot woman edged me for days and never spoke a word to me I’d also compose an aria for her.

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

i love you rice with some bullshit

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.