Die Krimskramkiste

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

Strapon-wearing Austin Powers: There's nothing micro about this plastic, baby!

You could easily reboot Austin Powers in the 2020s by having Austin be re-frozen for another 30 years and wake up in the present.

Austin Powers: You Only Freeze Twice

Dr. Evil is President Evil now, with an obvious wig.

Plot twist: she's his daughter.

It's extremely obvious to everyone except the two of them until the climax of the movie, when they have their emotional father-daughter reunion while the other characters are exasperated.

Horror game with a madness/corruption mechanic which attempts to trigger sensory aversion in the player by making the menu sound effects increasingly gross as the meter rises.

the obvious choice is to make the sounds increasingly squishy and squelchy; i however propose that, at some point, it should start shifting into increasingly realistic bone-breaking noises

Oh, yeah, full on bad 90s hentai dub level schlorpf is only the midpoint of the meter. Past that point we start augmenting the squish with crunch.

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower