i'll never be able to shake you

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

There is no Love on that island

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

it's fucked upppppp having the phone number still memorized for your best friend since kindergarten...... probably will still have it memorized when i'm dead. what if i need to call her.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic