I have grown so much this year.

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

”aaugh free the nipple was CLEARLY started by MEN so they could see more tits” GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE RN!!!!

- Plato, 375 BC

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.