meme queen

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

and! the spirit halloween franchise is owned by spencers!!!

this is literally a scene from monty python

beg for your life, tennis boy

I have been absolutely LOSING IT at "hurbubeudb" for like 10 minutes and my wife is asleep next to me and I'm trying SO HARD not to wake her up but I can't stop "hurbubeudb"

so if Percy and Annabeth ever had sex would Grover like feel it because empathy link

opening tumblr like hello friends in my pocket im sad would you be so dear as to objectify me a bit

I feel bad for fish

why

damp

shit girl they sure are

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited