your wing expert

Not a DAY goes by without me thinking about how the tua writers gave the “I’m gonna save JFK” plot to the one sibling capable of changing the trajectory of bullets and he still fucking failed

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

i’m thinking about it

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

yknow when one of yr buddies says a joke that just fucking crushes it and you’re all laughing and the friend who made the joke is just like :)!!!!! :) :) :)? pure scenario

i HATE this

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

@aslaveobeyss

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

why do all old dudes who wanna fuck teenagers look like that

😷😷😷

37-year-old white men are the last to be affected by ageism. Any one of them who complains about ageism is probably a pedophile.

Where is that vine of that girl doing Ariana Grande and she says oh my god where is my coffee?in a deep ass voice????

WHERE IS SHE??????!

[AIRHORN]

oh my god

me with my girls vs. me with the mens

Yo all my friends in high school where like you act exactly like this girl and I thought it was the biggest compliment

i was at my homie crib and he down bad like his stove broke so he was heatin up soup by the spoonful on some real shit my mans was freebasing chicken noodle that shit left me visibly shook