Baelin's Rod

@baelinsrod

VLDL (smut)fic writer. Link to my AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hummelpo/works The name is a little misleading, as I've never written anything smutty about my sweet boy Baelin. ^^" And just to be clear: I may mostly write explicit stuff, but I do actually care about these characters.^^" Like, a lot. And about the people who protray them. And if they ever express being uncomfortable with the existance of this kind of content, I'll happily (no, it'll hurt as fuck, but still) delete it all.

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portal-a-stay

Of course portal-a-stay will make Gregadun gifs even if it's just crumbs XD Greg looks more flirty than Baradun (he must have rolled a nat 20 for seduction 😉) Baradun looks nervous 💜💚

baelinsrod

This was a very flirtatious video indeed! 🤣🤣🤣

#gregadun #baradun #greg the garlic farmer #gifs

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I got a bit excited about this video xD I think they know

baelinsrod

I saw the video and immediately thought of you! 🤣🤣🤣

#gregadun maybe #baradun #greg the garlic farmer #Instagram

baelinsrod

OK, the sexy snogging gifs can go home.

They are lame.

Look at THIS. Hands down my favourite. Greg's happy smile, how he looks at the player right before the kiss. I know it's just Alan and Rowan having the giggles, but in my head, Greg now has a player boyfriend that he loves with his whole heart and is just SOOO happy and comfortable with.

Like a lazy cuddles in the evening and joking around level of love.

ALSO may I bring your cherished attention to the rainbow coloured lense flare??? Just.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT I'M GONNA GO INSANE!!!!!

#valentine's day #greg the garlic farmer #finally happy #that's the level of happiness I want for my favs!!!#viva la dirt league #vldl #rowan bettjeman #alan morrison #epic npc man #charisma #romance

baelinsrod

Sorry, I'm not over this yet...

SERIOUSLY THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW LENSE FLARES I CAN’T!!!

#valentine's day #vldl #viva la dirt league #rowan bettjeman #alan morrison #epic npc man #greg the garlic farmer #charisma #romance

baelinsrod

@portalaway said this song reminded them of Baelin and Greg and they're DAMN RIGHT so I had to make a video! Thank you so much for the idea, Portal!! :D

The story is losely based on my fic Garlic Braid and Fishing Line, an innocent little romance about these two dorks.

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The song is Husavik (My Hometown) written for the movie Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga in a cover version by Jesse Mount. (Link to full song on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88RZCRn0Ps)

baelinsrod

Fancy some Epic NPC Man romance on this Valentine's Day?

#valentine's day #vldl #viva la dirt league #baelin/greg #vldl fanfiction #garlic braid and fishing line #baelin the fisherman #greg the garlic farmer

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baelinsrod

Happy Valentine's Day! 😃

I wrote this last year, it's just a fluffy, fun, non-smutty little Valentine's Day fic in the Bored universe. 😊

Alan is a little sad that he doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day, but Rowan will do everything to ensure this won't have any negative impact on his work performance, that's his job as manager after all!

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And here's the fanart that's also my avatar to go along with it because it fits so well! 😃

baelinsrod

It's that time of the year again! 💘💗💖💝💞

#viva la dirt league #vldl #bored #fan fiction #Valentine's Day #shipping dynamics #vldl fanart #fanart

What a stunning, MASSIVE New Zealand view...😎😏

#look at those neck muscles though...🔥#vldl #viva la dirt league #rowan bettjeman #bodger the blacksmith #loading screen

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/75824211

Just a comfy, fluffy little Christmas romance fic inspired by Bored Episode 30 -The Haircut, where Rowan really wants Alan to notice he's had quite the glow-up...

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/75824211

Just a comfy, fluffy little Christmas romance fic inspired by Bored Episode 30 -The Haircut, where Rowan really wants Alan to notice he's had quite the glow-up...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75824211

Just a comfy, fluffy little Christmas romance fic inspired by Bored Episode 30 -The Haircut, where Rowan really wants Alan to notice he's had quite the glow-up...

#vldl #viva la dirt league #vldl fanfiction #bored #fluff #christmas #A Christmas Haircut #Rowan/Alan (Bored/TechTown)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/75610021

The Baradun tentacle fic nobody asked for plus some Baradun/B.O.B. bonus action! Inspired by the Adventures of Azerim episode where...things happen...to the UwU dragon...

Explicit. Heed the tags.

#vldl fanfiction #baradun #tentacles #b.o.b.#vldl smut

Awww I love dudes just being bros!!! 😋😋😋

#vldl #viva la dirt league #rowan bettjeman #ben van lier #just dudes being bros

Ah, yes, the famous beautiful New Zealand views!

#vldl #viva la dirt league #rowan bettjeman #ben van lier #epic npc man #bts #gladiator vibes

just wanted to share that i am rereading a bunch of your alanrowan fics rn and losing my mind thank youuuuuuuuu

Omg thank you so much!!! 😃😃😃 Got any favourites?

#ask

portal-a-stay

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Hopefully this means Baradun will be back 💜

baelinsrod

Rowan looks ridiculously good in this one. How dare he.

#vldl #rowan bettjeman #viva la dirt league #npc dnd

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