trashqueen

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

My dark quest for a bite to eat

i am sorry i am afflicted with a serious illness called "i literally Opened your message, typed out a response, got distracted by something or the other and never pressed send, assumed you never replied and now it's been 3 months"

Oh, I don't even GO here,but I will personally murder this TikTokker and everyone who didn't unfollow them over this BULLSHXT.

i'm sorry what

You read that right. Better unfollow them now or there'll be one less user on this hellsite

that's a screenshot

So? If someone is still following that user's TikTok after they posted this, they are going to die.

why though

You should know the answer to that, bxtch.

my name is noah

i am so normal

- The Normer

your experiences are not steven universal

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

good.

"We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product--piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷"

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

I think it's unfair that dressing boys in maid outfits is more popular than dressing girls in butler outfits. There should be solidarity and equality.