Rainbow Trout Enjoyer

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

world heritage post

sheds a tear... You literally just agreed with me......

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

@crisscrosscannibal yeah....

unfortunately my family is actually very uncommon in the big two five, but yeah, that's how it's supposed to be lol <3

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

@funnier-when-objectum

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.