do i look like paris hilton?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

Okay but nothing will ever be as funny as when Sam is going through an intense demon blood withdrawl while Dean calls Cas the hamburglar in the other room.

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought