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oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

if the pasta senses you're pure of heart you dont need a colander to strain it #pastawhisperer

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

me trying to explain the general vibe in new york right now to my online friends: okay, so you remember november 5th, 2020?

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them