god's Mary Sue

Double checking that I posted the last post on tumblr and didnt text it to my mom and all my mom's friends who have known me since I was a baby

If Psych were omegaverse and Gus was an omega and Shawn was a beta, Gus would say, "I am not helping you with a case. My heat is starting tomorrow, I have the day off work, three sizes of dildos cleaned and charged, and a tub of rocky road waiting for me at home." And then when he inevitably helps on the case, they get stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and the killer stole the bag with Gus's emergency buttplug and he starts begging Shawn to just fuck him and Shawn is like "Come on buddy, I can't fuck you. But my dad's here maybe he could—" and Henry says "Nope," and walks off and Gus is like, "Shawn, it's your fault I'm here on the side of the road and not safe at home watching Halle Berry's Catwoman with my heated blanket, so you're going to get inside me right now or I'm going to tell Juliet you've been mixing alpha pheromones into your cologne."