god's Mary Sue

jacob tierney voice i appreciate your hardwork designing the ottawa centaurs logo for season 2 of my hit tv show heated rivalry. is there any possible way we can make it look like the centaur in question is very sexually needy and, again if possible, cock hungry? i need it to at least be implied that the ottawa centaur himself is a, formally sexually repressed mind you, gay centaur currently coming into himself and his identity. thanks.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

They’re saying all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar???

me at 2am using someone's mclennon fanfic as a torch to fumble my way to the toilet in the dark

i do care if monday's blue

this is going to sound like cope but there are many male creatives with a conspicuous lack of women in their work and i frankly would prefer they keep it that way LOL because i don't want to see their offensive and shallow depictions of female characters as a result of obviously not viewing actual women as real human beings with interiority. i don't want women to have to deal with them on set even. is that bad and reductive...probably. because those men are still the ones making the stuff that gets popular. whatever let's just kill them all

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

I object to the qualifier "faux-quirky." I think if she's biting people in the office, some authentic quirkiness has been earned.

wtf is dramione in the year of 2026… we got dramione at home baby…. get into reylo or something dont make me mad