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-> I primarily use side blogs
-> I have multiple disabilities that affect my ability to think, understand, and communicate. please be patient with me
-> I am literally a crow, die mad
main blog/disability blog/politics blog: @wheelie-sick
art blog: @the-corvid-prince
nonhuman blog: @u-cinereoargenteus
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my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink
her shows
Soft, coffee‑rich cookies with a cloud‑like mascarpone frosting. So cozy, so creamy, so good.
INGREDIENTS
Cookies
• 113 g unsalted butter — ½ cup, melted
• 50 g granulated sugar — ¼ cup
• 100 g dark brown sugar — ½ cup (packed)
• 1 large egg
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 230 g all‑purpose flour — 1¾ cups
• 2 g baking powder — ½ tsp
• 3 g baking soda — ½ tsp
• ½ tsp salt
• 1 tbsp instant espresso powder (or 2 tbsp instant coffee)
Frosting
• 180 g mascarpone or cream cheese — ¾ cup
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 120 g icing sugar — 1 cup
• 60 g heavy cream — ¼ cup, whipped to stiff peaks
• Cocoa powder — 1 tbsp for dusting
METHOD
Cookies
1. Add 113 g (½ cup) melted butter to a bowl.
2. Add 50 g (¼ cup) granulated sugar and 100 g (½ cup packed) dark brown sugar. Mix 1 minute.
3. Add 1 egg and 1 tsp vanilla extract. Mix until smooth.
4. Add dry ingredients directly into the wet mixture:
• 230 g (1¾ cups) flour
• 2 g (½ tsp) baking powder
• 3 g (½ tsp) baking soda
• 1 tbsp instant espresso powder
• ½ tsp salt Mix gently with a whisk, then switch to a spatula.
5. Scoop dough into 6 portions (94–95 g each). Roll, flatten slightly, freeze 10 minutes.
6. Bake at 375°F for 10–11 minutes.
7. Cool completely before frosting.
Mascarpone Frosting
1. Beat together:
• 180 g mascarpone or cream cheese (¾ cup)
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 120 g icing sugar (1 cup) Mix only until smooth.
2. Whip 60 g (¼ cup) heavy cream to stiff peaks.
3. Fold whipped cream gently into mascarpone mixture.
4. Pipe onto cooled cookies and dust with 1 tbsp cocoa powder.
Kitten hanging from curtain, 2004
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real
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The way I already made a pondering the orb edit of this lil fella from seeing this pic on discord
@d0llar-store-aftercare
I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.
I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.
When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.
So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.
The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈
As if to mock me directly, they are now going out of their way to have sex in front of her while she just floats there like
I've turned off the light so that maybe they'll include her by accident. 🤫
Free fish!
(Created by accident in the dark.)
I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂
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"Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark" is like. The opposite of a porn premise.
I'm down to the last 9 fish and have given up selective breeding in desperation and just made the largest aquarium co-ed. They simply will NOT have heterosexual sex. I'm at wits end. Like please include the females. I'm begging. 🙇
The lights are off. My fingers are crossed. There are 0 fry. It's been months.
this was in my damn bed. I was feeling around in the dark for a second pillow. I thought the pillow had gauze stuck to it. when i tried to toss the wad of gauze in the trash, it grabbed my face. at that point i got confused and turned on the lights. unauthorized fucking thing
The first time I reblogged this I didn't see your fingers properly and didn't realise just how fucking tiny this dude is. The gauze story makes much more sense now, I was imagining something goanna-sized and thinking you were lucky to get out of the encounter with an entire face.
just a little dude
Yani neko makes me nostalgic for when I was 20, in and out of institutions, and smoking like a chimney to feel like life was worth living. I absolutely don't want to go back, but there were some fun times. I kinda love that being a catgirl is the source of their marginalization because its not a direct stand in for anything specific, just the sorts of marginalization that put you in a shithole apartment with an addiction to cope.
Like, if I were to show a clip to explain why I'm so intrigued by the setting of this gross out comedy involving fail girls, it would have to be when the girls play the "Beastfolk edition" game of Life. Keep in mind that pretty much every character is a gig worker living in the same shithole apartment building so while they say the game is outdated, their lot in life hasn't really improved materially. Also this anime has a lot of gross out unsanitary humor, just a warning if you decide to watch the full anime. This clip is tame though.
Hi hello OP I just want you to know this was completely convincing. I grew up around culverts and ditches so I know what I'm talking about.
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Your character doesn't need to be likeable. They need to be legible. The reader needs to understand every decision they make even when it's wrong, even when it's ugly, even when they want to shake them. Likeable is easy and forgettable. Legible is what makes someone stay with you for years. Make the logic of every bad choice visible. The reader doesn't have to agree with it. They just have to follow it.
I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.
I live in fear of being of being harvested like the rest of my kin 💀
some in game screenshots to accompany the post lol
I have Bloodymarry’d the Eridian Welcoming Committee
@justcakethanks ‘s Eridian OCs and template I fucking love these guys I had to throw them at Simon too
I knew this day would come, just surprised it took this long!
ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic
Check him out he’s so cool
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today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
Joy and whimsy detected! This loon :) is joyful and whimsical!
Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards
This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest
