October 31st

Fucking Nestle is one of the worst goddamn brands on the planet.

Here is everyones reminder to block every goddamn brand that shows their face here. as fun as bullying this piece of shit resource stealer would be, block them so that they get no notes. make them leave this website so we dont become fucking twitter.

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

btw this frog is ok, theres a very small cricket under his face he’s trying to get and he’s failing and angry about it

Love wins.

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

The vampires are fighting

whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

Noir detectives are actually meant to be stressed, it’s their natural state. A Noir detective with nothing to be stressed about, will quickly revert to a more highly stressed state than normal.

Noir detectives require stress to be healthy, that’s why it’s a good idea to make sure that an Inside Detective has access to regular difficult and alarming cases to solve and also a shower they can stand in (fully clothed or not) to agonize, since they can’t go out in the rain. Don’t be alarmed if they bang their little fists on the tile and howl, that’s a normal part of the display. If they sit on the floor and cry, though, they may be overstimulated and need some hard alcohol and a nap to help them settle down. 

It can be difficult, but if you have a friend with a Femme Fatale, arranging a (supervised) playdate can be enriching to both of them.

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

History

I thought we were all flopping our schmeat out in honor of the great ape. You're telling me that it was a call to violence, and I'm just standing here with my Anthony Weiner flapping in the breeze?

Literally everyone I know used it in the penis sense. I think this person spent time in a very specific part of the internet