Why Am I Like This

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

it’s an important distinction. You cannot CANNOT control what other people do. You shouldn’t want to, but that’s another kettle of fish. You have control over you.

I LOVE BEING A WRITER IT IS COOL AND FUN

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

“do you love the colour of the sky” type legs

i want to be clear, i for sure think people should neuter their dogs, it’s just we know more about when that should happen than we used to (the most ideal time is between 18 months and 2 years, but that leaves the owner having to deal with behavior and possible puppies, so at least 9 months is now the minimum)

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas