Routine Buffoonery

I caught the Salmon of Knowledge, pan fried it and paired it with a delicious white wine sauce, but I didn't debone it properly and I choked to death

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

There is no Love on that island