Take a(2nd or 3rd or 4th)Chance. Remake The World

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

don’t think anyone has considered this but while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you could’ve been getting down to this. sick. beat.

tbh the "false" and "pseudo-" prefixes do so much for a word. like ohhhhh that's not what it looks like, that's something else. okay 👁👁

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta