Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! she/her ♥︎

beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

*Everyone is giving advice to Lydia*

long time no see..

barbara: Adam and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Barbara: On a scale of one to ten, how lonely are you?

Delia: Am I cool or what?

BJ: my only talent is being stress

Delia: You know Lydia, it wouldn’t hurt to just be a little positive! maybe even change up a sentence or two?

BJ: [stands up and walks to the kitchen] alright, time to get the body out of the freezer.

Delia: Promise me. I want you to raise your right hand and say, "May Destiny's Child break up if I commit one more felony.”

Beetlejuice: i’ve done nothing wrong.

Lydia: Beetlejuice, you’ll be working with Adam and Barbara