Too In Love To Think Straight

Title: The Best Little Whorehouse in Westview

Art Link (left): Click Here to View and Comment Artist: ncismelanie Socials: — Twitter: ncismelanie_ — Tumblr: ncismelanie — AO3: Melanie1121

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Fic Link: Click Here to View and Comment Rating: E Word Count: 19k Author: Lexus Socials: — Twitter: lexus_grey — AO3: Lexus

Summary:

She doesn’t even get to order the damned beer before there’s a blood-curdling scream from upstairs, and she’s off like a shot. Halfway up, she’s met by none other than Madam Rio, and Rio looks fit to kill. Agatha has the fleeting notion she’s about to be shoved down the stairs and instinctively sidesteps as Rio gets close. “That you screamin’?” she asks. “You don’t know my scream by now?” Rio snaps. Agatha hooks her thumbs in her belt loops and puffs out her cheeks. “I s’pose y’do it often enough, I ought to know it. What’s wrong this time?” * Agatha Harkness is the sheriff of Westview, a small town that flourishes due to the whorehouse above the saloon. Now, Agatha’s not against the idea of the sex industry providing the funds to pay her salary and keep her comfortable… she just can’t fucking stand Madam Rio Vidal, the infuriating, reckless, devil-may-care woman who runs the business. Rio doesn’t listen, doesn’t respect Agatha and doesn’t take no for an answer. But when something threatens the town in general and Rio specifically, Agatha will have to put her feelings aside, or at least find a way to make their antagonism work in her favor to protect Rio and preserve their way of life.

Toxic exes who make it everyone else’s problem 👏👏👏

Mira on vacation! Several demons were harmed in the making of this doodle~ 😎