every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?

i'm still a leftist but in my experience women are viewed as expendable in leftist spaces, spoken over, treated as stupid, on a level that is astounding. you can get away with an enormous level of vitriolic hatred for women if you couch it in the right terms

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

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venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

wouldn’t it be nice if I could know peace like at least for a day