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I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

Why is everyone dumb as shit something seriously weird is going on

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

one thing about me is that I Know.

Absent daughter figure

Deadbeat daughter

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

hey. dont cry. you can imagine gay sex any time you want.

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.