some see a pen i see a harpoon

Everyone in Peter’s class gets super hyped when they see Spider-Man on the news the day before an exam because that teacher will just coincidentally forget every copy of the test at home, what a shame, guess you all have one more night to study oh well,,,,,, if any of you were doing important things yesterday it’s real lucky you get this extra time to prepare,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This post got so much better but so much worse

I have tears in my eyes

MAKE ME CRY IT’S FINE

when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”

“Not Eraserhead”

i want a spiderman villain to become an antihero when they discover that spiderman is a kid. like woah, no, i don’t fight children. i have to protect this child. and like the villain just now sabotages other villains because jfc the kid just lost their uncle and has midterms.