Whoever invented pastry&blackcoffee understood everything about this world

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

time to turn off my phone and do drugs .to stay sane

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

Some writers took ‘write what you know’ too seriously so now every other protagonist is an insecure little bore with an anxiety disorder

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

I don't think men can be friends with other men because the sex part always gets in the way