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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

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Send me your fav songs I want new music.

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Happy Moon Landing Day!

On July 20, 1969 - 55 years ago today! - humans first stepped foot on another world.

The primary objective of Apollo 11 was to complete a national goal set by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961: perform a crewed lunar

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Snaidero Office Building, by Angelo Mangiarotti (1978).

Majano (Udine), Italy.

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I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

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OK 👍 that is helps

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do you guys remember when people used to call Melissa Benoist as the CW's Supergirl butch

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this. they called this butch. because she wore pants sometimes.

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really masculine stuff happening here

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its not funny but i do think about it a lot

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This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

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During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

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The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

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Happy Moon Landing Day!

On July 20, 1969 - 55 years ago today! - humans first stepped foot on another world.

The primary objective of Apollo 11 was to complete a national goal set by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961: perform a crewed lunar