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fuck with me

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

when i check my activity on tumblr i feel like the ceo of a failing company 

really appreciate ferris bueller’s lack of character development throughout his whole film. he does not change. i like that about him

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

why dont you nerds gaslight up a joint

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down

throwback to that time they really assigned me to a therapist whose name was dick weiner and i had to try and be professional about it

If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel