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I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

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I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if it’s sung to a child I’m gonna die on this hill. “Hey there, Delilah /Don’t you worry about the distance /I’m right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listen” and “Hey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettin’ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar / We’ll have it good /We’ll have the life we knew we would / My word is good” like? He’s trying to get his daughter back? Idk if she’s with the other parent or in foster care or what but it’s So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, “I’d walk to you if I had no other way” and “I’m right there when you get lonely” when, like, obviously, he’s not, and he’s just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesn’t feel abandoned. And then, “Delilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And you’re to blame” that’s so fucking sweet? That’s such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where it’s at. 

he's the greatest detective alive. he's a feminist. he spent the quarantine in a bathtub playing among us w natasha lyonne & smoking cigars. he's gay & his partner is hugh grant. he's autistic & can solve any mystery but only when he has all the clues. he wears an apcot. he's bad at clue. he hates rich people.

I respect them deeply. They are being loyal and caring partners to their incarcerated husbands. The prison system tries hard to take the joy and humanity from life, but love endures and overcomes. Not always, but often enough. And I would not have given a thought to these women and the challenges they take on if they didn't make these vsco looking disney memes. So honestly thank you prison wives.

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