On Your Knees

Apparently I'm living in the wrong country. As it so happens, I should be in the US, preferably in the area of Pennsylvania or New York State. Instead, I am in the most isolated city on the planet where any hint of sexual independence is derided and submissives are as rare as brain cells amongst our state's politicians.

Lesson to be learned here for guys is this: penis size and muscles go out the window if you can’t romance a girl and have no idea about how to make her feel emotionally sexy as well as physically sexy. James Deen has shown men that average can be better than huge and freakish, and that they have a shot if only they realise that women aren't as shallow as men are.

"Hey, could you flex for me?" I'll take that as a compliment, random girl at the gym.

A girl will be skeptical when you say you regularly work with weights heavier than her. When you do it in front of her, watch her face carefully. Small facial tics will betray her surprise and desire.

My sexual thought experiment called The Line is proving popular. Results are surprising. How far some girls will go is surprisingly deep....and depraved.