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I got an idea and decided to write a version for Falco! I thought this was cute and funny, so I rolled with it! This goes out to any Falco simps out there in the wild 😎✨ Shout-out to linkanami for the amazing screenshot 😂
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Synopsis: You wake up earlier than usual and find yourself staring at your boyfriend sleeping next to you. A question emerges in your head....unsure of how he'd reply. Would it be strange to ask him,
'May I pet you?'
On second thought, if you did it sneakily enough, maybe you won't have to ask....
Warnings: Swearing, toxic masculinity from Falco being hard on himself but not towards you or anything, very suggestive at the end
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You yawn, eyes blinking open much earlier than you had wanted them to. You glanced over at the clock on the dresser. It's....6am?!
You grimace, clamping your eyes shut and letting out a small whine, tugging the covers up over your head. Great, just great. Whenever this would happen, it takes FOREVER for you to go back asleep. Thanks brain, good looking out.
But then, suddenly - you got a great idea.
This was a miraculous opportunity.
Excited but quiet, you rolled over so you could lay on your side and stare at your hot headed boyfriend, who was in fact the ace pilot on the Starfox team, Falco Lombardi. Who luckily, was already facing you. Score!
You watch him curiously as he snores very softly. It was a bit strange, seeing him be so.....calm.
I mean, he was usually this way. I guess, peaceful would be a better word? Maybe just......not constantly seeming on edge?
It would be nice if he wore a soft expression like that more often, rather than the usual....scowl.
You sighed, chuckling lightly at your own joke. But even still...you wouldn't change a thing. His grumpiness and temper was oddly charming to you. At least, that's what the others said. The 'oddly' part, anyway.
What was so odd about it? Surely everyone could see how cute he was when he gets all grumpy. And the clap backs he gives are short of legendary. And you always thought he looked so cute....and handsome... Plus he really did care! He just shows it differently.
But despite what the others said, you didn't mind one bit. After all, he behaved a bit differently with you. Falco is a lot more gentle, lets you get away with certain things, and he doesn't raise his voice with you - which of course, the others noticed and teased him for it. This makes him embarrassed and yell, earning a laugh from you.
Zoning back in towards his face, you can't help but notice the gradual shading of his feathers around his eyes....
How the deep red softly fades into the blue of his plummage was really....beautiful. it was almost a purplish hue.
You slowly reached your hand out and lightly traced his feathers with your fingertips. Surely he wouldn't mind...right?
'Wow, they're so soft.....' You thought.
You weren't really sure what to expect. But wow, they really were smooth!
You used your thumb to delicately trace the purplish in-between feathers on the outside of his red tinted ones along his eyes, leading towards the blue around the rest of his face. You moved your thumb over to his cheek, lightly rubbing it affectionately. God, why couldn't anyone else see what you saw? Well, nevermind, take that back. That would be.....rather strange if the others said what y--
*Chirp*
Your eyes went wide.
What.....was that? Was that....
"A tiny, chirp?!" You screamed internally.
There's no way, you must've heard something else.
That tiny, teeny, small, lil sparrow ass noise.....came from him?!
You gushed at how cute that was. Dear Lord, you were gonna melt. You had to try really hard not to squeal. You didn't want him waking up!
You placed your hands over your mouth, feeling cuteness aggression fill your entire being. You just....needed to hug him tight!! But first...
You were now on a mission. You had to find out if 1. Could he make that cute unexpected sound again and 2. What other sounds does/can he make?
You looked him over. Good, he still seemed out of it. Let's see....
Very gently, you ran both your hands along his cheeks, and along his neck. You then checked his expression. Dang, no reaction.
You had to up the ante, you supposed. Gulping, you felt your cheeks burn a bit. You very delicately ran your fingers up and under the tank top Falco was wearing and started tracing his muscles underneath the soft feathers.
He let out a soft, husky exhale - almost a moan.
You blushed, retreating your hands quickly, your fingers tracing down to his waist fast.
It must've felt good, because he let out yet another
*Chirp!*
You audibly gasped, and Falco's eyes sprung wide open, grabbing your wrist making you turn to face him.
You're both just....staring at each other. He watches as you appear to be fighting laughter, making him irritated.
"Wha-?! (Y/n), what the hell are you doing--?!"
With no response to his reasonable question, you watched him like he was some kind of experiment, curiously, and ran your fingers fast from his chest to his waist, smirking at him the whole time.
"W-why are y--*chirp!*"
Silence
You smile wide, and Falco feels his face turning bright red.
He snaps at you, grabbing your wrist and keeping it away from his body. "W-would you cut that out already?!"
You can't help but giggle mischievously. Falco then shoots you a sharp gaze making your eyes widen, your giggling stopped. Good lord, you looked like a kid who got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
You both stared at each other yet again for a bit before Falco was about to ask you what the fuck you were doing. You were still fighting for your life at this point, which he saw. He felt his neck grow hotter.
He knew exactly why you were laughing.
Unable to contain it, you burst out laughing, covering your mouth in a futile attempt to stifle your hysterics.
"Oh my God, that was so so cute, love!!"
Falco looked at you like you were clinically insane, trying anything in his power to mask his self-consciousness.
"What the HELL, (Y/n)?! What were you doing while I was sleeping?! Answer me already!"
You tried looking at him seriously, then rolled over facing away from him having a bad case of the giggles again.
He knew what the true reason was, he did, deep down. But his pride still fought it. Surely it wasn't the small high pitched noise he just let out. It had to be something else.
Anything else.
Then it dawned on him. Oh shit, what else was there? Did you draw a dick or write a curse word on his beak or something?? Fuck, he needed a mirror to check.....
Although.....that's something Fox would do as a stupid ass joke, not you. Not his sweet (Y/n).
Unless.....was that bastard somehow tainting his love into recruiting her to ball bust him now?!
A/n: (Literally not even close)
"(Y/n), what is so damn funny--"
"chirps....." You said in a tiny voice.
He felt his whole body tense up. "(Y/n), come on, don't say anything--!!"
You looked at him and then in one clean motion, rolled back over and jumped onto him, straddling his torso looking into his eyes.
He looked taken aback. You weren't really bold like this. You leaned down into his ear and gave a gentle whisper.
"I heard you make the cutest chirping sound when you slept while I was petting your feathers!"
His eyes shot open wider and you leaned up to take in his reaction. Ohh yeah, it was just as priceless as you hoped it would be!
You started giggling again as he stayed in a state of shock, then came to a few seconds later.
Well, so much for the denial (not really though) route.
He blushed beet red in embarrassment, feeling his feathers flare up on his neck. Thank God you couldn't tell at least. He felt like he was on fire.
He rolled you off him, feeling a mixture of shame and sadness.
"G-get off'a me!!"
You laid on your side of the bed and watched as Falco sprang up to get dressed, removing his tank top, still in his pajama pants.
"Oh, baby, I didn't mean it to upset you! It was so sooooo adorable!!"
He snapped at you. "Well from your laughter, it sounds more like you think it's absolutely HILARIOUS."
"Oh Falco, c'mon! I'm sorry!" You said, wiping a loose tear away. "I didn't mean to make you feel bad. Honest, I wasn't expecting you to ever make a noise like that."
He fumbled in his closet, trying to locate his jacket. "Sure, sure, humiliate me and then make it out like its nothing. After I just made the girliest sound known to mankind!"
Now your laughter came to a halt.
You didn't mean to actually upset him to this point. You only meant to tease him playfully...after all, you loved his reactions. But now you went too far...
"Falco...."
You got up and padded across the bedroom floor, giving him a hug from behind, your small hands resting on his chest.
He lowered his head down, feeling bad for yelling at you. I mean, it wasn't the worst thing that could've happened.
After all, he trusts you completely.
But damn it all! He was your protector! Your man. How could he have made himself look like.......a baby? An absolute moron?
He hated feeling....vulnerable. He made sure to never EVER let it show. But here he was.
"I'm sorry....." You said meekly, feeling bad.
He relaxed his shoulders and sighed, placing a winged hand over both of yours.
"It ain't exactly a compliment to say that a man is 'cute', y'know..."
You beamed up at him. "I know guys don't understand this, but when a girl says she thinks you're cute, it means that....she loves you. A lot."
You jumped in front of his view and smiled up at him.
There you go, saying things like that so easily. Making his heart damn near burst. Not that he's ever going to admit that. No, he'd rather die.
Okay, maybe not that far.
He spun around with his back to you, taken aback by you again. Now he was doubly happy and reassured that he had feathers. Surely if he looked as red as he felt, you'd mess with him about that too.
"D-damn it! Do you have to say such embarrassing things all the time?!"
You giggled, jumping up and resting yourself on his shoulders. Surprisingly enough, he had his shy moments - and you relished in them.
"Well, it's true y'know!"
Before Falco could get out another quip, you silenced him with a small kiss to the side of his beak.
That was it. The dam was finally broken.
He looked down at you, and took in the view of your sweet innocent self, acting like nothing is wrong - you in your near see-through nightgown with your cleavage perfectly peeking out from the top....
*Bam*
Now it was your turn to blush, as Falco rested his hands above your head, trapping you in-between him and the closet door.
"I think it's time....." He said lowly.
"To finally see what kinda noises you make......" He whispered huskily in your ear.
You felt your knees go weak and your thighs slightly rub together instinctively.
You gulped, your eyes shutting. "B-but Falco! The others are probably awake by now, waiting for us--"
He leaned in, breathing lightly on your neck. It gave you goosebumps, feeling his tongue lick that sweet spot on your neck......
"They can wait....."
You flushed, turning your head away, as he let out a dark chuckle and tilted your head back up to look at him.
"And one more thing.....next time, ask me first, will ya?"
You nodded, and grew quiet, shyly reaching up under his shirt to feel his chest, when his hands stopped you.
He chided you playfully. "Ah, ah ah! You gotta use your words now....say: 'May I pet you?'"
You softly, repeated the question back to him, making him smirk.
"There you go. Was that so hard~?"
You could feel the heat spreading to your neck and ears as he led you back to your shared bed.
Your final verdict of this morning's event that led to this very moment?
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I am so abnormal about Smart Falcon like I thought I was already kinning Rice Shower as hard as one could possibly kin and then a girl with my exact height, aesthetic preferences, speaking patterns (my friend got her before me and would send screenshots saying "thats you"), and special interest appeared and I love her so much I am worried it makes me weird. Smart Falcon is my ideal self. I genuinely want to work harder to be more like her. What is wrong with me
all my vinyls at the moment ❤️ i also have Ravel and Stravinsky records. I love Falco and that single was the only Falco record in a 50 mile radius of all my record stores!! I got so lucky, even if it is just a single.
