I am going to be someone new

there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy

god is punishing me because i have tumblr

my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card

It'll keep the phone charged longer, dumbass.

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy