hello friends

ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

im kourtney

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

This is it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂

“You dumb foo” 😭😭😭

For an “intellectual”, you are pretty bad a jokes. And what I mean by that is you are an ignorant piece of shit. I will spit on the ground you walk on while I am on my way to a baseball game instead of locking myself indoors all day being an “intellectual”

May you, perhaps, jack my wang?

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

i feel like its important to add that hes also responsible for dickbutt. thats an important part of his resume

He also did the “I guess!” comic, didn’t he?

We’ve all been fans of KC Green this whole time and never even knew

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

I once adopted a kitten who was being systematically starved by his previous human who insisted in feeding him vegan food. He was so excited when he got meat-based cat food from us that he gorged himself until he puked. He was left with digestive tract issues for years because of his previous human’s neglect. Do not do this. I don’t care what you believe in personally - cats are carnivores (not omnivores), depriving them from meat is cruel and animal abuse.

Not to mention the fact that cats are literally the only species that are 100% carnivorous and cannot digest plant matter at all. If you absolutely must have a 100% vegan household get a herbivorous lizard or fish or rabbit or something

buy yourself a: Rabbit Iguana IDK like a sunflower with googly eyes glued to it DON’T FUCKING BUY AN ANIMAL THAT IS OMNIVOROUS OR CARNIVOROUS AND THINK YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING MAGICALLY CONVINCE IT TO NOT SLOWLY DIE IN A TORTUROUS FASHION BECAUSE ‘OH IT CAN LIVE OFF TOFU AND CARROTS NOW’. NO IT CAN’T, AND YOU DON’T ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANIMALS, YOU UNDERFED SOCIOPATH.