Simple Circuitry

do you see this shit my liege

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

pregnant with a bag of peas

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept