Darling Demon Eclipse

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

it is straight up anti-intellectual to claim feeding special paste to dogs isnt punk rock

What if I turn dogs into a special paste?

we need more people like you to help the movement

i can close my eyes and enter a fantastical world of girls

It's striking how much mental health advice directed at kids and teenagers boils down to saying "you have to be okay with people treating you like you're not fully human because they're right, but it's okay because one day you will be human", then being genuinely surprised when it doesn't help.

didnt even fuck the weedman for the edible intentionally tbh, i just played the hand i was given and won because the dealer busted

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

magical girl transformation interrupted mid-sequence cuz she came crazy hard in her striped panties as soon as her other clothes disintegrated and the tip poked its way above the top seam and she leaked the rest onto her tummy and she really needs to go clean herself up but shes so embarrassed and her legs are shaky from the orgasm still

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

There's a unique humiliation in being into super blatant kink media for super vanilla reasons. You can't discuss it with normal people because of the kink stuff, and you can't discuss it with the real fans because the fucked up psychosexual stuff does nothing for you, you're just fascinated by the protagonist's boobs.

Tabletop RPGs are especially bad for this because kink-themed RPGs are genuinely the site of some of the most innovative developments in game mechanics out of the last twenty years, so you end up being like: "Now what's really fascinating about this gameplay loop is the player-facing incentives it— what? Yes, I'm aware. Yes, I— look, I'm going to need you to focus here and set aside for a moment the fact that the cover illustration is a cartoon rat with a humongous ass."