#1 bareil fan

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

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the cultural reputation Star Trek has is so completely wrong and whenever I bring up shit that is definitely canon, like going back in time to rescue whales, or marshmelons, or the genocidal snowflake, or the security officer sleeping in a bucket, or the lizard man who’s on space crack, or the space pope/president of capitalism, or the very serious mpreg, or fucking THRESHOLD, everybody is like “WHAT” like sorry you thought this was a serious drama where the captain gets the girl every episode, here’s a waiter starting a union after jacking his enormous ears so hard he got an infection.

star trek heritage post (December 15th, 2019)

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.