Seeking Balance.

Oh gods its bad - they intend to curse LITERALLY ALL OF THEM AT ONCE and refuse to stop trying

Also I need someone to tell me where this is being organized in the hope that I can talk some sense into some poor children

Right, so. Who had The Wild Hunt for August on 2020 Bingo?

I didn’t have that one until December. Godsdamnit.

Even better is the plan that if it goes wrong and something happens to them their friends are supposed to then CAPTURE fae

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

I love how I can literally be talking about a post I love and boom, without fail it appears on my dash again within a day or two. 

your value is not offset by the cost of your existence.

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition