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systlin

I know this isn’t your usual thing, but did you hear that some preteen/teenage witches actually attempted to curse the fair folk recently?

NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD

uphillsky

Oh gods its bad - they intend to curse LITERALLY ALL OF THEM AT ONCE and refuse to stop trying

systlin

Someone come and parent these poor kids

systlin

Also I need someone to tell me where this is being organized in the hope that I can talk some sense into some poor children

sasskarian

I’m so sorry that education has failed them this utterly

systlin

I don’t know if the Fey will find this adorable or insulting and tbh it will probably vary individually for each of the Fair Folk, and I need to sit each of these kids down to give them the lecture my Scottish great granny gave us.

“Don’t mess about with funny looking stones, and don’t you go fooling with the Good Folk.”

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

Right, so. Who had The Wild Hunt for August on 2020 Bingo?

systlin

I didn’t have that one until December. Godsdamnit.

darksunfoxx

Even better is the plan that if it goes wrong and something happens to them their friends are supposed to then CAPTURE fae

systlin

I am BEGGING someone to link me to the people discussing this please

All I found upon reluctantly venturing again into witchtok was a bunch of people going ‘bro do not’

thebellwitchblog

... they plan to capture them...

How?! How do they expect to capture if they fail at cursing? Do they have nets of iron or something?

I'm both extremely curious and also scared to know

ofwordsandblood

The Good Neighbors watching this all go down

prideprejudce

hands down the best twitter story ever

prideprejudce

bonus

toastbutteregg

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

randomslasher

I love how I can literally be talking about a post I love and boom, without fail it appears on my dash again within a day or two.

pridefulsuggestion

your value is not offset by the cost of your existence.

possessive-suggestions

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

trainthief

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

primeemeraldheiress

This is the funniest fucking addition

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thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

mando-lore

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

miceprincess

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

memesandmylife

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

ruinedchildhood

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

awkward-sultana

rylandgraces

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straycatj

ぐぅぅ...

Zzz...

straycatj

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justcatposts

This kitty loves his new toy

(via)

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Nanaimo Bars

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Is this how you roll?

dankmemesreasonforliving

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Life hacks you should’ve known earlier!

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doighnadair

look at this guy. should’ve drank it ya dumb idiot

pebblepatch

she requires belly scratches and pats

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