Everythingoes

conclusion: buss it open for vitality and wellness

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LEGEND

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair

People in the comments are so mad 💀

She’s a KNOCK OUT! Omg, be still my little gay heart. I love this concept.

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

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My dad goes out into the woods and takes pictures all the time. He still calls it “hunting” and when he comes home, he literally says “Hey, look at what i shot!” So doing this allows not only for great photos and time with nature, but also an A+ Dad Joke.

I’m not against hunting for food, and I’m mostly neutral on making a trophy from an animal you hunted for food, but I completely agree that hunting purely for sport is pretty fucked up.

Ok boomer

Ok Neurotypical

No this is seriously good advice even and especially for neurodivergent people. Getting caught up in discourse can be paralyzing and you wind up doing nothing good out of fear of messing up and it can mess up your self worth even if you think you’re perfectly confident in yourself. It’s also always a good idea to keep your personal information private and you really are not obligated to share it. You do not owe anyone on the internet anything unless you made a business transaction.

Ok Neurotypical

one of my favorite tropes of all time is when the author tries to replace curse words with a more ‘family friendly’ alternative or invent new words for worldbuilding purposes but they use existing words that make the whole thing unintentionally hilarious out of context

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

Pros and cons of wearing all black

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face